I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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