I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
