ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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