Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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