talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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