apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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