Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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