Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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