Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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