i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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