love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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