question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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