How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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