Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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