Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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