There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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