He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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