Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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