Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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