Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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