If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Green mimosas i think yes
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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