how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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