considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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