There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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