I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize