Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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