do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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