Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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