what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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