Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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