I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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