ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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