Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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