As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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