does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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