If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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