He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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