If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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