It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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