I hate your face
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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