Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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