All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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