Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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