Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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