If you die in college, do you die in real life?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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