I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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