come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You pole danced in your parka.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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