My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
