He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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