weddingsv make me drug and hornr
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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