found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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