I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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