ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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