You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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