just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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