I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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