Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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