I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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