let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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