And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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