He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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